Introducing: Overlord Stephen Harper!

Much to the dismay of The Brown Party of Canada, Stephen Harper's Conservatives have won a minority government. We're looking on the bright side though... Harper will most likely be in power for a total of: 18 months, 2 years or 4 years tops. For the record, the Party is betting on the 18 months. That said, he might be around longer if Canadians take a liking to crazy-right-wing-religious-zealots - it did "work" for the United States after all.

The following is a list of Conservative government predictions:

1. a raise in the GST (c'mon you didn't actually think we believed you about reducing it, now did you Stephen?)
2. more Canadians sporting Lego-man haircuts
3. Canada generally becomes a little more lame, as if we were the coolest kid at the sock hop in the first place

The Brown Party thinks another Conservative government might be a blessing in disguise. We hope they'll show Canada their true colours and not get re-elected for a very long time, or at least until they change their name again to something like "The Progressive Regressive Conservative Party of Canada".

You never do know with those sneaky Tories.